addendum to preceeding:

huh.

second bar of three--as bartender (we'll call him "beef") pours our third round of two-for-ones, i submit that the city is considering outlawing such outlandish 'specials' to curb binge drinking. his noble response?

"maybe it would help if they'd give us something to do in this city!"

up for a scavenger hunt? there's at least one trope and a multivalent paradox in here somewhere.

puked all over my recycling last night...wonder if they'll still take it.